Since last half past Fall
And deep within
I ponder what there may be to know
To stop sneezes bandied to and fro.
Is it a sin
To detest them all?
Hermetically hithered in psychic mist
The itching olfactory ceiling is felt,
Then orgasmic release of one’s germ revenue.
The sound that is uttered is a phlegm filled “A’choo!”
Whence just moments prior, within sickness dwelt.
At least cover your mouth, I must insist!
“A’choo!” then, is standard
Though benign variations span worldwide
By syllabic profusion, they all coincide –
All a toast
To sickness meandered
When I went to the doctor, I got my shot.
While waiting I met with a sniffling soul
When I said “Hello,” he said “Hid-thish… How are you?”
‘Twas obvious this fellow’d come down with the flu.
I’m back home by now, and I’m feeling quite whole
So hold on to your germs, and ‘hid-thish’ me not!
Around yonder corner near gnarly nook
Need engorges the gratuitous groin.
Behold the oracle adorned in gray –
Her face of blue and well-lighted display.
With emerald light slot and big-buttoned loin,
Foreplay begins as I’m read like a book.
In district red-lighted near dust of the sole
My member emerges from leather sheath
Its underside pin-striped ensuring the flow
Of magnetic seed so my lover will know
Just who I am and what lies underneath
The motive to plunge up my own rabbit hole
With manhood in hand and mind in a maze
Plastic penetrates mysterious hue.
Brief dialog ensues… then, let’s get it on.
We won’t be together ‘til the crack of dawn
So just for this moment we rendezvous.
How does one encounter this oddest of lays?
Begetting baubles’ bangling brass beads
Blankets bare bitterness beyond better belief.
Believing in boredom belittles the brain.
Browbeating the blues but beleaguers the bane.
Bad beef bruises bellies, but believing bodes brief.
Bantering boasts bewildering breeds.
Big butterfly balance between banging butts
Beneath beaming blue bass before bedtime
Begs to bedazzle, beguile, then beseech
Bastards bound blissfully blind by the beach
Before buzzards befall bitter birdlime.
Besides breaking bread, Boasting Broad-beak be-struts.