When bible writers concede
To twisting meaning for need
To satisfy human greed
How’s this verse sound?
Just what makes that camel’s delight
Take on wings and sing through the night?
His happiness beams so bright right
Through all negative sight
‘Cause he wears clean human clothes
From his neck to his toes
He don’t care if you stare at his wiggly nose
So when you feel self-conscious
Get off you haunches
And do what doesn’t seem fun
Oops, there goes another needle’s eye done
Oops, there goes another needle’s eye done
Oops, there goes another needle’s eye done
It’s hyperbole, folks.
Jesus didn’t tell jokes
Nor did ever he mean
To dis on Green
When a camel wants to live right
He’ll pray before he rests for the night
He’ll never engage in a kite fight
He is seldom uptight
‘Cause he’s got camel insight
Not much spiritual might
He’s a rich camel man
With a will like a knight
So when some preacher claims
My best Teacher shames wealth,
I’ll head for the door
Oops, there goes a needle virgin no more
Oops, there goes a needle virgin no more
Oops, there goes a needle virgin no more